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Right, let’s cut the bollocks. You’re here to read our reviews, not a legal textbook written by a solicitor who’s never touched a soldering iron. So here’s the straight dope on copyright and what’s yours, what’s ours, and what’ll get you a swift virtual slap. Every word, benchmark, and sweary rant on Bollock Brothers is our IP — registered in the US, trademark pending, and guarded with the same zeal we guard our stash of Noctua fans. You want to quote a paragraph? Fine, go ahead, but link back to us and don’t pretend you wrote it. Copy a full review, repost it on your blog, or feed it into your AI slop machine? We’ll nail your bollocks to the nearest DMCA takedown notice. We’ve got automated scanners, and we will find you.

We don’t do sponsored garbage. That means every chipset diss, every “this cooler is a pile of wank” callout, and every “actually worth your cash” rec is ours — and we’ve bled for it. You’re allowed to share a link on your Discord or Reddit thread. You’re not allowed to strip our branding, scrape the text for your own “tech roundup,” or use our screenshots without asking. If you’re a YouTuber or podcaster, grab a quote, give us a shoutout, and we’re golden. Try to pass off our “GTX 4080 vs. the real world” breakdown as your own? Expect a Cease & Desist that lands harder than a dropped hard drive. We’re mates, not mugs.

  • Your Content: Comments, forum posts, and rage rants you leave on our site? Yours. But you grant us a license to display them, edit for clarity (spelling, not spin), and laugh at them. Don’t post anything illegal, defamatory, or that breaches someone else’s copyright.
  • Our Enforcement: We monitor. First offense: a warning. Second: a ban and a formal notice. Third: we involve our legal guy — a bulldog in a suit who smells like thermal paste and litigation. We’ve already taken down three fake “Bollock Brothers” knockoff sites this year alone.
  • Reporting: If you see someone nicking our work, hit up our Contact Us page. Don’t email us your life story — just a link and what’s stolen. We’ll do the rest.

Bottom line: respect the graft. We built this site to tell you the truth about tech, without a marketing wanker in sight. You steal that truth, you’re not just a cunt — you’re a liability. Play fair, and we’ll keep the reviews raw and the recommendations real. Cross us, and we’ll make your life a BIOS-level headache. Now fuck off and go read something. All rights reserved, Bollock Brothers LLC, 2019-2025. For legal queries, see our Contact Us page.